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  • Pelts



    spooky season 2021 #19

    the second Masters of Horror entry from Argento that i've seen. i much preferred it to Jenifer but wasn't really enthused beyond that.

    just a complete lack of what i like about his other work. no popping colors, soundtracks that fuck, or any of that. there's some gore if you care about that kind of thing but idk i was bored.

    almost finished with his filmography. gonna be sad when i don't have more to look forward to getting to.

  • Madison County

    Madison County


    spooky season 2021 #18

    a waste of a solid (if not particularly original) villain costume/design.

    so much of the film's length goes by without much of anything happening and it ends up buckling under its languid pacing.

    i kinda want to watch Motel Hell again now.

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  • Hobgoblins



    Hobgoblins: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2019 - Film #136

    Hooptober requirement: The lowest rated film from the 80s that you can access. - 1/1 βœ“

    I'm not sure y'all... This wasn't very good but the lowest rated horror film of the 1980s? I'm gonna call bullshit on that lmao.

    Anyways, instead of putting any serious thought into reviewing this let me just say that hobgoblins can be added to the List of my monstrous children (along with Gremlins, Ghoulies, Critters, and…

  • Halloween



    Halloween: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2018 - Film #55

    October Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt - Day 2

    Hooptober rule/requirement: 10 anniversary films - 9/10

    Don't know what to say. As I watch more and more cinema I keep waiting for this to fall in my favor but it's still my favorite film of all time even after all of these years.

    Already have at least 2 more viewings of this planned for the rest of the month (once on 10/10 or 10/11 in cinemas and the other the night or day that I go see Halloween (2018)) so maybe I'll have some more constructive thoughts later, sorry.