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  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★★

    If I was going on the visual beauty and the thematic context of creation, it would get 5 stars.

    If I was going with characters doing laughably stupid things - REPEATEDLY - for clearly no other reason than obvious setups for horror, I would give it 1 star.

    So I'll meet it in the middle and give it 3 stars but, jfc, does this movie waste practically all of its characters.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★½

    The podcaster subplot sucked (and sucked energy out of the movie).

    Also, if you're going for super-dumb, actually make it with two guys in a gorilla suit and a lizard suit. Old school this mother fucker.