• Diana: The Musical

    Diana: The Musical

    I cant believe they did diana dirty like this

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    ★½

    this is not a fresh or interesting take but why is this 2 films… there is One very good film in here but this is so repetitive and dry omg… they were in that monster garage for like three hours holy shit

  • Grave Encounters 2

    Grave Encounters 2

    i investigated the haunted asylum and all i found was this rickety cricket looking mf


    edit: some drunk lads outside were having a wild argument during the last 20 mins of this and we were more invested in the “dangerous mistake” one of them apparently made with his younger brother’s wife?? than we were the film.

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★

    old man yells at The Cloud

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★½

    somewhere in here there is a 5 star olivia soprano film

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    Friday night
    I'm thinking that we just might
    Fly away to someplace
    They don't know
    Who we are

    Now I'm riding shotgun in your car
    We drive through the city like explorers going sixty-five
    Blowing hair flying 'cross your face
    We left on Friday; now it's Saturday

    Pressed jeans, buttoned up
    Jeans ironed, slippin' up
    Red shoes, walkin' slow
    Headphones blarin' three stacks
    Sunglasses flarin' out
    Thick watch hangin' low
    Studded belt pulled taut
    Three stacks on the radio

    Friday night
    I'm thinking that we just might
    Run away to someplace we
    We can be who we are
    We can be who we are

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    no ❤️

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★

    i liked the way it was shot but it felt like 3 different films running concurrently at points and the dialogue is really wobbly. too much stuff. too long.

  • Jeepers Creepers

    Jeepers Creepers

    ★★

    We found out about halfway through watching this that the writer/director was convicted of child molestation in the late 80s so — aside from the fact you see too much of the monster in the back third and it becomes a stupid creature feature incongruous with the creepier tone of the first part — it probs just shouldn’t exist and it’s mad that people talk about this film without a huge asterisk.

  • The Funhouse Massacre

    The Funhouse Massacre

    too much effort, not shit enough

  • Haunt

    Haunt

    ★★★½

    remember kids, there’s nothing spookier than an ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★½

    I respect the shark, she did nothing wrong