marisa

a sad song on the world's saddest banjo by sadjan stevens

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • Midnight Mass

    ★★½

  • Midnight Mass

    ★★½

  • Squid Game

  • Cinderella

    ½

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  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    ★★½

    here's a wildly unpopular opinion: it's just fine. i have the same problem with every mike flanagan work where i think the plot is bogged down by ridiculous monologuing for long minutes about Concepts that never actually goes anywhere. it doesn't build up tension to a thrilling conclusion, but kind of drags then hobbles and then slowly dies. so here we are

  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    [3/7] it feels incorrect for the sheriff to be hot. is this a test? so much is happening and i feel like i'm literally going to church with how long these scenes are, but i'm thinking about rahul kohli playing law enforcement

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  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None

    ★★★★½

    [set of murder-mystery "and then there were none"]
    director: yeah so aiden just like... put on a towel
    aiden turner: like this?
    director: yeah but like. lower... Lower.... i want to almost see your dick.
    aiden: uh so what about the murderer
    director: aiden, please. the towel

  • Alex Strangelove

    Alex Strangelove

    have the writers... ever met a teen... the dialogue physically hurt me...