• The Farewell

    The Farewell

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Omg Nai Nai irl made me cry

  • Scary Movie

    Scary Movie

    Oh to be the 11 year olds who lack enough brain cells to think this is funny

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★½

    Spree 2: UberEats #makeithappen

    Really encapsulates that feeling when you watch someone failing to be an influencer and you feel kinda embarrassed and sad for them, but then they randomly say some rude shit and you’re like oh yeah, let’s hope you don’t blow up.
    Also felt like there was no clear point in the making at all except “social media bad”. Like literally everyone who uses a phone is villainized for it, and it takes away any possible nuance…

  • Insidious

    Insidious

    ★★★

    The red demon thing is in a relationship with the Babadook #gayvillainrights

    All the actors are great somehow? They’re kinda selling this. The scenes where the (minor spoilers) gay demon just starts doing his little dance fill me with literal joy. Like I’m not joking he’s happier than any of the people using this app ever will be. Corny but the good type.
    If in an alternate universe the Sinister and Conjuring universes somehow switched this would be Annabelle Comes…

  • Sinister

    Sinister

    ★★★

    As I went to give this 2 stars something fell in my attic so here you go Boogie boy

    The found footage aspect is scary and kinda unique in its implementation. I personally like the more goofy and cliche things, it sets up the disturbing parts to be more unsettling. Ethan Hawke just making bad family decisions omg another thing just made a sound ok I loved the cardigans! Fashion icon!
    Speedrun mode Boogie boy’s design wasn’t the best, I…

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    I made a whole account just to write this somewhere. It is freeing me from these onion scented shackles I’ve been held in for so long.

    I cannot watch anything without thinking of this film. I constantly think “damn, if only I were watching Shrek 2 instead.” I am not fabricating. I wish I were, then I wouldn’t have watched this film over 30 times these past 2 weeks. I tried to watch Nomadland and thought how boring it is…