Release me from the chains of Shrek please
I made a whole account just to write this somewhere. It is freeing me from these onion scented shackles I’ve been held in for so long.
I cannot watch anything without thinking of this film. I constantly think “damn, if only I were watching Shrek 2 instead.” I am not fabricating. I wish I were, then I wouldn’t have watched this film over 30 times these past 2 weeks. I tried to watch Nomadland and thought how boring it is…