Favorite films

  • Garden State
  • Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
  • GoodFellas
  • Into the Wild

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  • House of Gucci

  • Hellraiser

  • Nekromantik

    ½

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ½

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    A bunch of people had a Covid holiday through Europe for this aimless series of scenes compiled with no tension, humour or interiority.

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    Maybe more fun cool demon folk and less humans.
    Humans are fundamentally dull, demon folk at least could probably give you a decent few hours of 'oh man, yeah, flying things, hot things, pokey things, you should see what we have down there' conversation.
    Also, sex in the 80s seems so miserable.

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  • Piranha 3DD
  • Tenet

    Tenet

    I don't live to hate films, but I don't understand how some films can be made in such an unengaging way top-to-bottom that it feels those behind the camera are as yawning as the audience member in a facemask.

    Hey, time flipping! Hey discussion of paradoxes revolving around changing what has happened! Hey, erm, Kenneth Branagh megalomaniac terrorist of the world and most importantly his wife!

    How do you turn a simple fun concept, what if man hunts down terrorist…