eternalsunshin3 has written 14 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    Well, we really just wanted to give one of the new age horror films a chance here in our 31 days of a Halloween movie marathon, however this one just proved why we just really aren't in to new age slasher films. This just wasn't it. Some of the kills were decent but for the most part, this felt annoying, predictable, and just flat out a movie trying too hard. I'm certainly sick of movies where they have clearly 30…

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen! I understand it is not technically part of the “Saw Saga” per say but god damn did they stray far from what the original was going for.  It was predictable, the acting was subpar and it was really just a shit show.  I’m sad I wasted my time rewatching all the Saws just to end it with this. Nothing I liked about the film at all.

  • 1BR

    1BR

    Wow i dont know what i expected but this was trash.

  • The Lodge

    The Lodge

    I was 100% unimpressed with this. I had higher expectations (literally no idea why) and i was definitely disappointed. The movie was slow, rather boring, predictable and just not a good story.

  • Insidious: Chapter 2

    Insidious: Chapter 2

    Ok so this one was even worse.

  • Horse Girl

    Horse Girl

    What the fuck

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    This was cinematic trash bye.

  • Girl on the Third Floor

    Girl on the Third Floor

    Ehhh been stuck in the house and just been watching lots of netflix so randomly put this on. I just wasnt impressed really. A few creepy moments, a few funny moments. Still not worth a higher rating from me. 🤷‍♀️

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    Wes Anderson wannabe looking ass bitch.

    If you're a Wes Anderson fanatic, you'll understand why I hate this. They tried soooo hard to capture that Anderson Aesthetic (and failed), but honestly, I found this extremely distasteful and am really surprised so many people love it? I had no desire to watch this, however I saw so many friends ranting and raving about it that curiousty killed the kitten today. (I guess I felt I was judging it before even giving…

  • Ma

    Ma

    This felt sooooo long??? I thought it was pretty boring and really.. strange. Who the fuck even came up with this? Lmao The only good thing about it was Juliette Lewis (damn did it make me wanna re watch Natural Born Killers for the millionth time lol) I thought the acting was shit (especially these young kids... they really cashed out on this shit?? but anyways, it was a good movie to tune out to I guess even though i'm really disappointed in the "horror/psychological thrillers" genre nowadays. I'd chose old school films any day over this over rated crap.

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    Whyyyy did they do this?