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  • Locke
  • The Farewell
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The Wind Rises

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  • Locke



    and i’m just driving and that’s it

    i feel like people might think that my passion for locke is just a bit. it is a little weird when my actual favorite thing becomes my semi fictionalized public persona’s main brand as well. i think i like it? it’s nice that this is the thing that i am legible to the world as (a locke lover). i think i’m finally going to write my longish locke review here.

    ~ spoilers, sorta…

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