Eliza

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★★★

    cinephiles run their mouth abt how much they hate pwsa, maybe they should try getting some pwssy and open their fucking third eye to what a real movie looks like

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    @ the type of 🤓FilmBrothers🤓 who will talk your ear off about 🤖robocop👮‍♂️ and 🐜starship troopers☄️ at the local DIY 👩‍🎤 punk show and then say, without a hint of irony, that 💄showgirls💅 is one of the worst films of all time,,,,🤮 you are WOAT and probably unconsciously sexist,,, 😬🥴

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  • David

    David

    ending is sublime

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★★

    idk if it was bc this was my first saw movie in a theater, but a couple of the traps in this one made me a little lightheaded and queasy in the way none of the others have

    couldn’t help thinking that they missed an opportunity to do a split-style secret sequel thing with this, especially after the part where zeke [REDACTED]

    pretty sick movie tbh

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  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    every week my feed gets clogged with wandavision explained shit, and i’ve begun to realize that we’re reaching a logical endpoint in terms of capitalist production of entertainment.  not only is there an industry for production, but there is now an industry for interpretation, as the references to old obscure comics and other movies (that no reasonably normal person could keep track of) appear with greater frequency and to ever more obscure things. i don’t care if one of these dumbass…

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena

    Revolutionary Girl Utena

    ★★★★★

    evangelion for lesbians