• The Way We Were

    The Way We Were

    ★★★★★

    I am drinking dubonnet. the music is twinkly. there’s a war on. the president is still alive and everyone is dancing. robert redford is in uniform and is immaculate and he’s asleep at the bar. I am about to take him home. we will yell at each other about communism incessantly for the next five years. life is good.

  • The Portrait of a Lady

    The Portrait of a Lady

    ★★★

    this is one of my favorite books and isabel is such a perfect representation of gifted girl syndrome™ so it kinda hurts that this film decided to completely ignore the first act of the novel in favor of focusing on isabel after she gets proposed to for the first time. she just feels so rootless and I think her characterization suffers a lot from not getting to see her more innocent side. she’s stripped of her personality and so much…

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★

    it WAS a real tit flapper.

  • Song of the Thin Man

    Song of the Thin Man

    ★★★½

    I think all movies should contain a scene where a father stares at his son’s ass and vividly hallucinates flashbacks of their life together just before he spanks his son with a newspaper as punishment for neglecting his piano lessons.

  • Anastasia

    Anastasia

    ★★★★½

    he may be a sneaky little russian con man but he’s MY sneaky little russian con man

  • My Favorite Wife

    My Favorite Wife

    ★★★★

    his favorite wife was his boyfriend all along ❤️

  • Another Me

    Another Me

    the fact that this came out the same year as the vampire diaries season five is crazy to me because they have the same plot but at least the vampire diaries had the decency to be sexy

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★

    farewell👋 master burglar👨 go back to your books 📚 and your armchair🪑 plant your trees 🌲 watch them grow 😭

  • Seance on a Wet Afternoon

    Seance on a Wet Afternoon

    ★★★½

    the little girl calling out “mommy mommy mommy” over and over again sounded like my lesbian twitter mutuals.

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    ★★★

    liev schreiber’s accent in this movie is a hate crime

  • Poison Ivy

    Poison Ivy

    ★★

    my favorite part was when drew crashed a car into a tree and it cut to a slo-mo shot of her bare boobs hitting the steering wheel

  • The Thin Man Goes Home

    The Thin Man Goes Home

    ★★★★

    asta backwards is atsa which is appropriate because every time he’s on screen I just go “ATSA BOY” no matter what he’s doing.