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Favorite films

  • Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack
  • The Most Terrible Time in My Life
  • Stray Dog: Kerberos Panzer Cops
  • Kagero-za

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  • Into the Sun

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ★★★★

  • Full Clip

    ★★½

  • The Coolest Guy Movie Ever: The Return to the Scene of The Great Escape

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  • Into the Sun

    Into the Sun

    this one really gets more unbearable the more you see it, like when you drive past the same dead animal on the highway every day for a month

  • Full Clip

    Full Clip

    ★★½

    the shot at the end where a bullet tunnels through xzibits forehead like the turok 2 cereberal bore is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

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  • The Coolest Guy Movie Ever: The Return to the Scene of The Great Escape

    The Coolest Guy Movie Ever: The Return to the Scene of The Great Escape

    tubi says this is "fans of the 1963 classic 'the great escape' gathering together to create a shot-for-shot recreation of the beloved world war 2 film" but instead its a bunch of senile old guys wandering around germany jacking off on different patches of soil and going "see this rock? thats how you know its the same place" and then having 2-3 other old guys also say the same exact thing. nobody recreates anything. men are fucking idiots

  • Azumi

    Azumi

    ★★★★★

    i guess i dont know why i thought an azumi movie could be bad but it was raw as fuck. its vaguely gay, everyone has stupid 14 year old lesbian haircuts, theres tons of blood and cool outfits and dumb ninja bullshit. i recognized the director in like, the first five minutes despite not having seen any of his movies because he directed the cutscenes in the gamecube remake of mgs1 and his love of fucking spinning the camera and…