watching movies...not cool, hajime!
tubi says this is "fans of the 1963 classic 'the great escape' gathering together to create a shot-for-shot recreation of the beloved world war 2 film" but instead its a bunch of senile old guys wandering around germany jacking off on different patches of soil and going "see this rock? thats how you know its the same place" and then having 2-3 other old guys also say the same exact thing. nobody recreates anything. men are fucking idiots
i guess i dont know why i thought an azumi movie could be bad but it was raw as fuck. its vaguely gay, everyone has stupid 14 year old lesbian haircuts, theres tons of blood and cool outfits and dumb ninja bullshit. i recognized the director in like, the first five minutes despite not having seen any of his movies because he directed the cutscenes in the gamecube remake of mgs1 and his love of fucking spinning the camera and…