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  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Green Mile
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  • Jingle All the Way

    ★★★

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    ★★½

  • Repo Man

    ★★★½

  • Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

    ★★★

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and his five kids are Puritans who are banished from their religious community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a baby is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.

    The Witch serves as the feature…

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included

    ★★★★★

    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★

    "You can't bench press your way out of this one!"

    Mattress salesman Howard is a workaholic to a fault, often forgetting to do things in his personal life when on the job. After missing his son's karate tournament the day before Christmas Eve, Howard scrambles for a way to earn his forgiveness and promises to get the boy a Turbo Man action figure. What Howard didn't know was, Turbo Man is the hottest toy of the year and it's sold…

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    8-Bit Christmas

    ★★½

    Jake Doyle and his young daughter have made the trip to Grandma's house for Christmas. They go to his old room and sitting in the entertainment center still hooked up to an old television is his childhood Nintendo. Him and his daughter sit down to play and he goes on to tell her a story. The story about Christmas in 1987, when he was around her age. The one thing he wanted more than anything in the world was a…

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  • Repo Man

    Repo Man

    ★★★½

    Otto is an unemployed punk kid with nothing going on in his life. One morning while walking home from an all night bender he is stopped by a man named Bud who offers him $25 to drive a car somewhere. This is his foot into the door of his new life as a Repo Man. When the Repo Men get a hot tip on a $20,000 car they can't resist the hunt. What they don't know is that car is…

  • Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

    Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

    ★★★

    Ashtray's mother has done a great job raising her son to be respectable but she feels he needs some time with his father to learn how to be a man. She drops him off in the hood to a father who is only a few years younger than himself. It's here that he links up with his crazy gang banging cousin Loc Dog. Thus begins Ashtray's journey to becoming a man while trying to stay straight in a tough environment.…