• Black Widow
  • Literally Hitler
  • He Never Died

    He Never Died

    I really want to like this. I think Henry Rollins was a really great choice for this movie but the screenplay just leaves me wishing it was more developed. It starts well enough but the climax just comes way too fast and ends up feeling phoned in. From the lousy exposition about who Rollins' character really is to an ending that just kind of... happens. I can feel an interesting movie that just couldn't quite crawl it's way out fully developed and frankly that's a shame.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    Walked out of this one to go play Bloodborne

  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    Some style and a creepy but fun villain sadly doesn't change the fact that this movie really lacks a lot of substance.

  • Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel is kind of tragic in a way. Bountiful amounts of effort devoted toward delivering a 30 minute, well-animated pilot for a show that, not only will likely never get made*, but is unfortunately not very good either...

    As many have said before me, much of the humor is devoted towards sex, drugs, and saying fuck, and yeah, I have to agree. What kills it for me is that you're expected to laugh at someone just saying "Fuck" or…

  • Fat Slags

    Fat Slags

    This movie is impressively stupid. Seriously, it's sleazy, crude, and to be perfectly honest I can't imagine ever paying more than a dollar to watch it... and I kind of love it? I've seen bad movies, I've seen boring movies, and this is only one of those things. It really makes you almost start to understand the appeal of an Adam Sandler movie, although, it is funnier than 'Pixels' if only for how hilariously low budget it looks. It's like…