• Doctor Death

    Doctor Death

    ½

    The original title The Doctor Will Kill You Now is so much better than Doctor Death. I’m glad that Lifetime seems to have kept the original title.

    Anyways, this movie is stupid from the first second of dialogue until the end, which makes it glorious in that Lifetime way.

  • Downhill

    Downhill

    ★★★

    It’s about what you’d expect from a remake, but it’s better than a lot of the negative reviews would have you think. I feel stressed after watching this, and need to chill out now.

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ★★★½

    Usually, I find Ryan Reynolds annoying, and the beginning narration made me think that Free Guy was going to be shitty, but it’s way better than I ever thought it’d be. I haven’t played video games in years, but now I kind of want to play some massive online multiplayer thing.

  • The Beta Test

    The Beta Test

    ★★★★

    So much of this movie was hard to watch, and at points caused me to question my own sanity. Jim Cummings’ performance is absolutely brilliant. I’m going to have to give this a rewatch soon. Hopefully, I will grit my teeth less the second time around.

  • The Backlot Murders

    The Backlot Murders

    Reading Corey Haim’s Wikipedia page while half watching The Backlot Murders is nothing short of depressing. He really had a difficult life, and around the time this movie was made he was having serious problems. Oh yeah, and he looks like this in this movie.

  • Road House 2: Last Call

    Road House 2: Last Call

    Jake Busey wears a fire and barbwire printed button-up shirt in this and that pretty much captures the mood of the whole movie. 

    Road House 2 is basically the movie version of Chris Kirkpatrick.

  • Desperate Widows

    Desperate Widows

    ½

    Desperate Widows doesn’t live up to its title (which I thought was Desperate Windows at first).

  • Doom

    Doom

    ★★★

    I can’t believe I actually liked this. The whole movie is pretty entertaining, but it definitely kicks up a notch once it goes full first person shooter mode.

  • Setup

    Setup

    ½

    This is one of those movies with the kind of unbelievably bad dialogue where there will be two guys arguing and then another one will step in to break it up by saying, “Ladies! Please!”

    There’s also a scene where a character removes a bullet from another character and says he is going to make a tongue stud out of it.

    So needless to say, Setup is beyond stupid and feels like borderline satire.

  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force

    As this movie progressed, it just became background noise.

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★½

    I’m on a real Denis Villeneuve kick today. Prisoners is absolutely horrifying, even if it was easy to predict. Jackman and Gyllenhaal are great in this.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Definitely can’t wait for the sequel, and definitely can’t wait to see it on a theatre screen. I really needed some epic sci-fi like this in my life right now.