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  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    In our darkest time when we thought there was no hope. There was a light silhouetting the one that’ll save us. Andy Samberg. In a time when nothing mattered, he gave us something that truly matters. He is the one that’ll save us from the time that’ll be looked back on as our darkest time. He is our savior. Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow. 

    Also the movie took place on my birthday so it gets extra brownie points for that

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    Infinity War man. Mother fucking Infinity War. There are absolutely no words imaginable to describe this movie. I walked into this movie expecting to have some laughs and shed some tears. HOW FUCKING WRONG WAS I! I walked out of this movie a broken shell of the man I once was. Watching every movie up to this was in no way helpful in preparing for this. Instead it just made this movie break me even more in ways that I…

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  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron


    Avengers Age of Ultron, behind Iron man 3, was the most fun I had going to a movie. I pretty much ditched class for the Thursday night premiere just to get there several hours early with my best friend just to make sure we were first in line. I’m pretty sure the movie theater staff hated us that night because we were there hours before anyone else and were just goofing around directly in front of the ticket stand the…

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2


    Iron man 2 was probably the movie I was the most excited for as a kid. I remember as soon as it was announced I would spend hours on my families piece of shit computer scouring the internet for any scrap of news or footage for that I could get my hands on. I was so desperate looking for anything from this that I’m probably the reason that our computer was a piece of shit. When the first trailer finally…