• Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    In the Oklahoma country side, a man standing outside of his farmhouse, is holding up a trap the Ghostbusters used from the original movie. A demonic force is racing towards the farmhouse. The force puts the old man into the chair in his living room and a demon like from 1984 takes the old man's life. A Mom named Callie (played by Carrie Coon) is with her two teenage children Trevor (Finn Wolfhard) and Phoebe (Mckenna Grace), when they receive…

  • Aquaslash

    Aquaslash

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    The ultimate in water park death!!

    Priscilla (Brittany Drisdelle) and Paul (Nick Walker) are unhappily married and co-owners of a the best water adventure in the area. Years earlier a mysterious psycho set a trap in one of the tubed water slides and killed everyone who went down the slide. Now the psycho has come back and started killing again. Will anyone get out alive and in one piece?

    Oh Canada, you give such great gifts. John Candy, Maple Syrup,…

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    Say his name!

    Anthony McCoy (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) is a struggling artist looking for his next inspiration. He comes across an urban myth that is more than he could ever imagine. Will he lose everything that he knows to this demonic force? Will he become something else entirely?

    I didn't watch the original Candyman before watching this new version. I remember Tony Todd's icon villain, I remember the basic plotline, I remember Virginia Madsen but I can't say I remember…

  • Surgikill

    Surgikill

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    Will the laughs kill you first?

    A psycho is running around a hospital killing doctors, nurses, and patients. The people remaining in the hospital are trying to stay alive and keep up with all the shenanigans going on at that hospital where anything can and will happen. Will the killer be stopped and be revealed Scooby-Doo style? I say everyone working at this hospital should be fucking fired!!

    Two minutes in I knew this movie was going to be rough.…

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★

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    What is true devotion?

    Maud (Morfydd Clark) is a mousey nurse who is taking care of a terminally ill cancer patient Amanda (Jennifer Ehle). Maud is quiet and unassuming. She has a strong desire to bring peace and calm to Amanda in her final days. She also has a strong devotion to God that is slowly changing her thoughts on everything in her small world and it could be her downfall or what brings her total enlightenment.

    What is the…

  • Grizzly II: Revenge

    Grizzly II: Revenge

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    How does a bear get revenge exactly?

    A grizzly bear (played by a stiff puppet and a stock footage of a real bear) sees other bears (probably family) being shot by hunters. Angered and distraught the bear goes on the attack with anyone with a gun. The local police are troubled by the killings and the tracks the bear is leaving behind (they are huge). A guide in the woods named Bouchard (John Rhys-Davies) offers to help with the beast.…

  • Boss Level

    Boss Level

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    Groundhog Day the video game?

    Roy (Frank Grillo) a former Special Forces officer who is stuck in a time loop that ends at the same time each day. He has been killed more times than he should, but he keeps restarting the same day over and over again. The more he pushes to find out why these events are happening, his wife Jemma (Naomi Watts) may have the answers he is seeking. Standing in his way is the ruthless Colonel…

  • Jurassic Shark

    Jurassic Shark

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    What exactly is a Jurassic Shark?

    Dr. Lincoln Grant (haha right) a scientist for an oil company unwillingly sets free a megalodon into the lake next to the facility. Two groups arrive at the lake, one who is there to enjoy the lake, the other group has evaded the police by boat (?) and is trying to escape with a valuable painting. Will either side be able to survive the fury of the super giant mega shark?

    How in the…

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★★★★

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    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Escape from the Ghostland?

    Hero (Nicolas Cage) is a bank robber who is doing a hold job with his partner Psycho (Nick Cassavetes). Things turn from bad to worst when Psycho loses control and opens fire on the patrons in the bank. Hero is awakened in a prison shackled and wearing a sumo wrestler's kimono. He is taken out to meet the Governor (Bill Moseley) and is given an offer. You have 72 hours to find…

  • Hunters

    Hunters

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    How much walking in the woods can one man do?

    John T. Wrecker (Phil Burke) is tasked with helping find and eliminate monsters that have mutated and evolved. He goes through the woods searching for a way to kill these un-killable beasts. He is given an experimental drug that heightens of all abilities. With the drug's help, will he be able to stay alive long enough to fight on for the world's to be able to survive?

    Dear lord fuck…

  • Naked Singularity

    Naked Singularity

    Everyone deserves a second chance.

    Casi (John Boyega) is a public defender for NYC. He is burned out, sleep deprived, and having visions/blackouts. He is a walking contradiction. He believes in justice but defends the bad people. He defends the bad because his heart of gold tells him that every one deserves a second chance. His second chance comes in Lea (Olivia Cooke), a repeat drug possession offender, who works in the city impound. She tells him that she has…

  • Deadly Prey

    Deadly Prey

    Rambo who?

    I love bad movies, I am hooked on them like a drug. They exist to bring me happiness. Now it they are boring, then that is another matter. I have been a connoisseur of bad movies since I watched my first episode of MST3K long ago on the SyFy channel. That led to doing bad movie Friday's with my best friend (thank you Double Down). We would scour the local video stores to find movie title or cover…