Tenet

Tenet ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

I HATE MALE CULTURE. Christopher Nolan is Michael Bay and you can’t tell me any different. At one point in this drawn out, cheesy, nonsensical movie the only woman character (who exists only to be pushed around on a literal stretcher and periodically saved at all costs) is told that the whole world is at danger of being destroyed. To which she replies ‘...including my son!’

Get fucked with this VFX house promo reel. I want these hours of my life back.

(Well done to the cast for doing what they could with this script that feels like it was written by that awful first date you had from tinder who didn’t ask you any questions and kept talking about all his career achievements)

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