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  • Princess Mononoke
  • Paris, Texas
  • Children of Men
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • Daredevil

    ★½

  • DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    ★★½

  • 9/11

    ½

  • Cinderella

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  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    Extended Cut

    This is the version people say is by far the best edit...? Oh no.

    Absolutely baffling in terms of tone, one of the worst I've ever seen. A messy hybrid of the attempted grittiness of a crime drama, whilst also being a campy comic book movie, and it gets neither right. Colin Farrell and Micheal Clarke Duncan are easily the highlights of the film; they know what it is, and they're unafraid to take it up to 11.…

  • DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    ★★½

    Kinda ironic that the inspiration figure who persuades Vince Vaughn to get back into dodgeball is Lance Armstrong, somebody who cheated his entire career. A victim of foresight, and some extremely dated mid 2000s humour, but it still contains a lot of likeability and fun, even if it isn't particularly "funny".

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  • Christmas Mail

    Christmas Mail

    Thank you Drew Gooden.

  • 9/11

    9/11

    "I don't have no sugar mommas, I don't have no gay shit going on..."

    Absolutely baffling, the actual event of 9/11 could be entirely removed from this film and the only thing you'd be missing is Whoopi Goldberg's very "my sports team just lost"-esque acting. A film that tries to examine themes such as systemic racism being a myth, how everybody is somewhat racist, it is the "Crash" of the 2010s. Cheaply made, awkwardly acted, and pretty exploitative, you can imagine why none of the actors involved have discussed the film at any point since.