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michael b. jordan pisses on his own jacket and pours booze over his own head to pretend to be a homeless drunk to fool a security detail. i know what you're thinking and i can confirm that YES he still looks hot as fuck during that whole ruse.
this was pretty good. brutal action, fine performances and some classic CIA espionage. i really like films in this genre, it feels like an actioner that would have came out in the…
EPISODE 32 OF THE CINEFLEK PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!!
"You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll!!!"
Now streaming on Netflix in Canada and HBO Max in the U.S. if you want to watch before listening, cheers and Happy New Years Eve! 🍻🥂🍾
jesus christ, what a fucking mess. this thing tries to be 3 different movies at once (Full Metal Jacket, The Road and a preachy PSA about PTSD) but it absolutely fails at all attempts. sure shia gives a great performance but it's absolutely bogged down by the jumbled narrative and storytelling. this thing also looks very ugly and cheap too, bad effects, terrible cgi backdrops, and some unintentionally hilarious moments in the script (that ending holy shit I burst out laughing). hated this, what a turd.
a decent cop vs. killer thriller set in the mean streets of London. tough-as-nails cop Jason Statham and his newly appointed sergeant, played by Paddy Considine, face off against Aidan Gillen, who is hamming it up very nicely as a lunatic who is targeting cops and assassinating them in the middle of the streets — a cat-and-mouse game starts to ensue between the cops and the crazed criminal, with the criminal also notifying the press about his murderous acts. Statham,…