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  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
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  • Hot Fuzz
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Pinned reviews

  • Jaws



    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

Recent reviews

  • Crime Wave

    Crime Wave


    I for one am shocked—shocked!—that seeing the crisp 2K restoration of this was a better, more rewarding cinematic experience than watching a VHS rip with fucked-up sound. Turns out.

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    Slick but leaden neo-noir pastiche that plays like Tarantino Dinner Theatre. The script and performances are there (Cynthia Erivo is dope in this), but the pacing and structure are all out of whack. Oh yeah, and Xavier Dolan plays Phil Spector, I guess?

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