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  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    still so crazy to me that people don't like these. like 500 million people got to see the architect scene on the big screen and they yelled and covered their eyes and swatted it away like a big baby. the matrix refuses your empty-calorie desires, you must wake from your dream. i love terminator 2 but never again will there be a terminator 2

  • V/H/S/94

    V/H/S/94

    haven't seen the full movie but they got the raatma newscaster segment up on youtube for some reason. watched that bad boy out of morbid curiousity. holy shit man. these guys make it look easy

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  • Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

    Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    there's no sense in ignoring her presence, mari is a very weird decision. she is a cold spot in the room of this movie for its entire runtime. she likes getting in evas, crawls around on all fours, and has no real depth to speak of. she's a completely flat character, here for what i gather to be no purpose. i consort with a shadowy council of world leaders and waifu merch guys and they return my question with a…

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    the house i lived in (bought for cheap, or whatever counted for a cheap house before Money Happened) when i was younger was pretty old. up to about when i was two years old, i lived in new brunswick, but dad's work had called him down to st. peter's, so we lived in st. peter's until we moved again.

    st peter's is a small town (a village by official census!) that operates on the standard tourist vs. tourist competitive ruleset.…