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  • The Thing
  • It Follows
  • Ready or Not
  • The Invitation

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  • Joy Ride

    ★★★★

  • Hellraiser: Bloodline

    ★★

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★½

  • Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two

    ★★★½

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    Yeah, fuck this shit.

    A soulless, hollow retread that truly has no reason to exist. The godawful, laughably bad CGI rendition of the iconic 'Freddy in the wall' moment lets you know what this will be early on. This version of Freddy, this version of Nancy, and the movie as whole all completely lack any shred of personality or charm whatsoever. There are a couple of decent moments and ideas sprinkled throughout, but it's not nearly enough to save the movie. Awful fucking ending too.

    Freddy also looks and sounds like complete ass. Just unbelievably dogshit.

  • The Last Broadcast

    The Last Broadcast

    I liked it for a while. It does feel like a low budget TV documentary and they do a good job building up the mystery at first. But then they just keep repeating the same information, again and again. It loses all momentum and screeches to a halt.

    And then they start trying to make some kind of commentary about media consumption. Okay. That wasn't something you were doing for the first 40 - 50 minutes but you're suddenly doing…

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  • Joy Ride

    Joy Ride

    ★★★★

    Don't Be A Dick Cause The Guy You Were A Dick To Might Be An Even Bigger Dick: The Movie

    I really, really enjoyed this. I love that they were able to create such a threatening and memorable villain through mostly just voice work. Ted Levine was fantastic. As was Steve Zahn, he's great at playing an entertaining douche that you can't help but like.

  • Hellraiser: Bloodline

    Hellraiser: Bloodline

    ★★

    All I feel is confusion.

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★½

    Not a good movie but but a lot of dumb fun. Very cheesy in a mostly charming way. Like the first movie it feels like something that would've been released in the 2000s.

    The clear highlight, like the first movie, is the relationship between Eddy and Venom. Their banter is hilarious and Venom is kind of adorable. Venom himself is just so likable that it kind of carries this movie.

    Carnage was kind of a letdown. He looked cool and…

  • Child's Play 2

    Child's Play 2

    ★★★★

    Kyle is the coolest, I love her.

    The setting for the finale is legitimately perfect.