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  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
  • Trick 'r Treat
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  • The Night House

    ★★★½

  • Devil's Gate

    ★★★★

  • Pet Sematary

    ★★★★

  • Spree

    ★★★

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  • The Night House

    The Night House

    ★★★½

    Totally unrealistic!
    That parent (in the opening scenes) just settled for a B (despite her son not doing the final project)?? And was apologetic about the teacher's husband committing suicide a few days ago???

    No no NO! The parent would have not only demanded an A, but also tried to get the teacher fired for being “sassy.” How DARE a teacher care more about her own personal trauma than “my child’s gpa” 🤦🏻‍♂️


    This kept me engaged in the mystery, with decent pacing, suspense, and some jump scares.

    Verdict: Good

  • Devil's Gate

    Devil's Gate

    ★★★★

    I feel crazy Milo's pain. It's so annoying when random dudes seeking roadside assistance murder themselves in your death traps by trespassing on your property. It creates so much WORK! Dragging, and cleaning, and digging, and burying, and having to re-set ALL the traps the idiot triggered 🙄

    Pretty good story, well acted, nice atmosphere, I really like it!

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  • The Shallows

    The Shallows

    ★★★½

    That shark be like "Not whale tonight AGAIN! Isn't there anything else in the cupboard?? OH LOOK! TASTY HUMANS! I forgot I ordered these!"

    I'm not the biggest fan of shark movies, but this one made me clench my entire body several times with the various close calls and injuries sustained... I feel like I've had a workout 💪🏻

    Verdict: Good

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★½

    So this is my first time watching my UHD copy... and that scene where she thinks she feels someone watching her for the first time? You can actually see the goosebumps spring up on the back of her neck!!

    The thing is... that happens to me... and not rarely. Does that mean I have an invisible narcissistic billionaire stalking me? 🤔

    Also: props for having some of the absolute best suspense out there