The girl from The Witch and Dudley Dursley would never have worked as a couple with her eyes that far apart and his so close together.
This column originally appeared in The Independent on Sunday:
Sour Grapes was released in 1998 and marked Larry David’s first artistic endeavour after Seinfeld.
The plot involves two cousins, Richie and Evan, who head to Atlantic City for a weekend of gambling. Richie hits the jackpot on a slot machine and the only issue is that Evan lent him the two quarters he used on the winning spin and feels he is entitled to at least half the money. Chaos…