The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Grand Budapest Hotel ★★★★½

*a girl walks up to a grave marker with my head on top of it, hangs a key, opens letterboxd on her phone and begins to read*

Me: Ahem. Herein I will attempt to relate to you my experience watching The Grand Budapest Hotel...

*voice changes. Cut to younger, hotter me sitting on a couch. My wife, Trisha pauses the movie*

Trisha: I have to tell you about the first time I watched this.

*flash even further back to a younger Trisha on a different couch.*

Young Trisha: This is a good movie.

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