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  • Persona


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this bergman fella really missed a golden opportunity by not choosing to make liv ullman's single whispered line of dialogue, in the wake of alma's drunk oversharing session, "why'd ye spill yer beans?"

    (i finally grasped this enough in all of its brilliance to make a joke review for it! progress!!!)

  • The Heroin Busters

    The Heroin Busters

    watched a 93 minute cut off youtube. A prime Goblin soundtrack carries the load until the finale amps up the proceedings with some absolutely batshit stunt work

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  • Reality Bites

    Reality Bites

    anything clever I could come up with about this has probably already been said by chuck klosterman. def was surprised tho that the song I always associated with it was only heard in the ignoble "part two of the end credits" spot

  • Dogma


    the first kevin smith rewatch that i actually enjoyed as much or more than I did at the time of its release. i got a kick out of realizing that it's essentially a modern comic book movie taking place in the christian cinematic universe

    also, gotta love a road movie that's actually just pittsburgh in disguise