Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Ms .45
  • The Beyond
  • The Blair Witch Project

Recent activity

  • The Host


  • My Bloody Valentine


  • Exists


  • Troll Hunter

Pinned reviews

  • Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause


    One of the greatest American films to ever exist.

    Wow. Truly a feat of Hollywood filmmaking and an incredible ode to the power of film as a way of making waves, both socially (the introduction of softer male characters and a worthwhile presentation of fallacy of masculine identity previously unchallenged by the medium's largest stars), as well as formally (the earliest film that I could lump into the 'directionless teenage mumblecore' subgenre (and what a gorgeous and emotional seminal entry…

  • The Muppet Movie

    The Muppet Movie


    I am fucking floored.

    I’ve always been a big fan of the Muppets, so it’s strange how I had somehow missed this one. It’s also strange how no one told me this is basically the greatest film ever made. Like… why aren’t you all obsessed with this? Technically perfect and emotionally brilliant, every single frame of this is worth of museum residency. 

    God damn. This is some next level shit

Recent reviews

  • My Bloody Valentine

    My Bloody Valentine


    Hooptober 8

    Solid slasher. Loved all of the kills, especially the one in the laundromat, and enjoyed listening to all of the bumbling townspeople struggle to figure out what was going on. Felt really Scooby-Doo esque in a weird way. Will revisit on Valentine’s Day.

  • Exists


    Hooptober 8

    This is an extremely dumb and unintentionally hilarious movie, but I’d be lying if I said I thought that was a bad thing. Pretty awful characters, the found footage aspect comes across as obnoxious for the most part, every rehashed moment from The Blair Witch Project made me want to just go watch that again, but watching a motherfucker get thrown against a tree and a mountain bike get launched 300 feet was pretty rad.

Popular reviews

  • Julien Donkey-Boy

    Julien Donkey-Boy


    As a species, we are so lucky to have produced a Harmony Korine. Few artists explore person-to-person interaction, the internal psyche, and the pure absurdity of the human experience with such empathy and thoughtful elegance. Absolutely gorgeous

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    We could go back there, but everything is different now. 
    Some of them hardly even remember.
    It’s been a very long time.

    It’s going to take a while to adjust all of my ratings (to make this be my sole 5 star rating) but this is a masterpiece. Magnum opus undersells it...