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  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Village
  • Columbus

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  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    "I mean, it's a little Disney-fied Halloween special, I bet Gonzo won't make me cry in this one" he thought, like an idiot.

  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss

    Me 10 minutes into this: "Haha, Nic Cage is so crazy, this so bonkers."
    Me 45 minutes into this: "Oh ... this is one of the greatest performances I have ever seen."

    Absolutely breathtaking, and Nicholas Cage isn't just going crazy, he knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He knows who the vampires are, and he knows that slurping blood isn't how they steal the life out of people. You think he's a gross self-obsessed bro, but that's actually the facade…

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  • Babe

    Babe

    ★★★★★

    I asked my two-year-old if she wanted to watch Babe with me. 
    "Hmmm... I like pigs. I like dogs. I like sheeps. I like you!"
    This movie is perfect for those who like pigs, dogs, sheeps, and each other.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★★

    I am over the moon. The first movie my dad and brothers and I have watched all together in at least a year (possibly since the end of 2019?), outside on a chilly spring night on a rickety projector screen with a barely audible Bluetooth speaker that required us to turn on the subtitles like fancy lads while we hooted and hollered and laughed and laughed and laughed.

    I can’t believe they went this nuts with it, they folded in…