When Jar Jar Binks stepped in shit I laughed.

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • American Psycho

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  • The Tragedy of Macbeth


  • Scream


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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No Time To Die is a strong finale for the Daniel Craig James Bond. While not quite on the level of modern classics like Casino Royale or Skyfall, No Time To Die still excels at giving fans one last thrilling and emotional ride with Daniel Craig as Bond. The film follows in the footsteps of Avengers: Endgame and The Rise Of Skywalker by giving us a very long final film, with this film clocking in at 2 hours and 43…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Rewatched TLJ today, got me thinking about TROS and how I never reviewed it properly. Time to rip this band-aid off!

    The Good:

    1) Presentation
    This film looks great! Lots of neat visuals. Exegol is a cool spooky planet, the Resistance base being built around the Tantive IV is cool, the Mustafar sequence looks nice, and the visual of the crashed Death Star is cool, even if it makes no sense. The film does have a weird blue color to…

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  • Eternals



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    obviously under heavy embargo, but wow! Marvel has really outdone themselves this time. Incredible visuals ripped straight out of Nomadland with some amazing callback's to Chloe Zhao's previous work, like Nomadland and 2001: A Space Odyssey. Ending it on 20 minutes of Kingo laying pipe was a bold decision, but it just solidifies Chloe Zhao as one of the best MCU visionaries. No spoilers, but the post credit scene is insane! (frances mcdormand's van slowly appearing from the dust had me screaming).

  • Gorilla Interrupted

    Gorilla Interrupted


    The Citizen Kane Of movies.