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  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Lady Terminator
  • The Endless Summer
  • The Suicide Squad

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  • Salem's Lot

    ★★★★

  • Werewolf Rising

    ½

  • Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror

    ★½

  • The Dark Half

    ★★★½

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  • The Green Mile

    The Green Mile

    ★★★★★

    2021 September Halloween Season Super Marathon
    Via HBOMAX
    👴🐀👮‍♂️🤯💪🏿👨🏿‍🦲💨⛓️🪑⚡(10/10)
    ✨🩸✨🩸✨🩸✨🩸✨🩸
    🩸3 hours 9 minutes just flies by on this epic masterpiece each time I watch it. It gets better and better each time too. Sam Rockwell is incredible. C'mon gimme a like, I got a big pecker.
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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    2021 Block-Mock-Schlock-Flopbuster Super Marathon
    Via HBOMAX
    ⚰️💃🏼💐🔫🍖🦈🎨🐀💫(9/10)
    🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
    🩸I nearly cried and I laughed so fucking hard. This movie was completely bonkers. Weasel is just amazing! King Shark is terrifyingly loveable. IT'S JOHN CENA!!! BOP BADA DAH! I'm still processing everything. Tune in for more random thoughts. Idris Elba is the best.
    "It's your mom!!"
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  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot

    2021 September Halloween Season Super Marathon
    Via Blu-ray
    🧛🏻‍♂️🏚️⚰️🚚🪦✝️🏥⛪(8.5/10)
    🩸Even though I've seen this a bunch of times, I'm not ashamed to say that Barlow's introduction still scared the hell outta me. I'm almost at a 9 out of 10 for this movie.
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  • Werewolf Rising

    Werewolf Rising

    2021 September Halloween Season Super Marathon
    Via DVD
    🐺(1/10)
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    This werewolf movie has whiskey dick.

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  • Alien

    Alien

    When I was young and stupid, I thought this movie was a little slow and boring. I watch it now and realize that instead of trying to rush into pointless action sequences that have nothing to do with the plot, it creates atmosphere and a moodiness that is truly frightening. The story is mesmerizing, tightly constructed, well developed, and free of illogical twists. Over 30 years later, its simplicity and effectiveness are still as strong as its original release.

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  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

    ★★★★½

    2021 Block-Mock-Schlock-Flopbuster Super Marathon
    Via Blu-ray
    🏞️🏃‍♂️🚂🚃🔫🐕‍🦺🔥🫐💀(9/10)
    A Childhood Favorite.