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  • Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

    Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III


    I've never been very excited to watch a Texas Chainsaw movie but each time I go into one I feel the like this could be ok. And this movie was exactly that... ok.

    'Leatherface' feels like it can't decide if it's a really shitty blockbuster horror movie and a really good straight to DVD movie and I can't decide how I feel about that.

    The plot is like a crappy Hills Have Eyes movie but for some reason much grosser? Which I can't believe I'm saying that. Anyways I'm just rambling. It's meh.

  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven


    Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel are two of the blandest actors ever that basically play the same characters every single movie they're in and I absolutely love them for it. This isn't a negative whatsoever. It's actually more of a comfort in knowing what to expect. So seeing them on screen together is actually pretty nice.

    Whether the movie is good or not is another story. 'Safe Haven' is all right. It bounces back and forth from romance to thriller…

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  • Z-O-M-B-I-E-S



    This movie cured me of my racism

  • Parasite



    finally had the opportunity to sit down and enjoy parasite. truly an experience that i have been waiting for but never had the time commitment to.

    what a wild ride. definitively top of my 2019 list, just barely inching out avengers: endgame