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  • Rashomon
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Recent reviews

  • The Living Daylights

    The Living Daylights


    Here we enter the dark days of Dalton... the completely underrated and oft-maligned dark days of Dalton.

    Even though John Glen is now tackling his 4th Bond film this entry has a wildly different energy which has a lot to do with Dalton's refreshing new take on the iconic role infusing suave, sexy, and mysterious... not to mention an actor that looks like he could actually take a hit and give one back. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS is more kinetic and…

  • Destroyer



    DESTROYER isn't even all that bad but it suffers from simply being fairly dull for most of the movie. I mean, what kind of slasher kills Anthony Perkins and a gaggle of clothing deficient young ladies off-screen?

    It honestly starts off really strong but doesn't give in to its weirder side unlike its homicidal jail cell brethren like Renny Harlin's PRISON or Wes Craven's SHOCKER. What this movie needed way more of... and I'm not sure I'll be able to stress this enough,... it needed more Lyle Alzado of the Los Angeles Raiders. A B-movie big man gone way too soon.

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    Goya's Ghosts


    Producer: So, you want Javier Bardem and Randy Quaid in your film?

    Forman: Yes!

    Producer: Okay. And Javier will be the King of Spain?

    Forman: No. I want Randy as the King.

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    Producer: Ok. Ok. And you want Natalie Portman. As the mother or the daughter?

    Forman: Yes.

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  • The Driller Killer

    The Driller Killer


    It's confirmed in the first 5 minutes of the movie that the drill within the killer's household is a corded electric drill. Therefore I find the remaining 91 minutes invalid.