Favorite films

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • The Shining
  • Braindead
  • Matilda

Recent activity

  • The Loud House Movie

  • The Simpsons Movie


  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

  • Animated American


Recent reviews

  • The Loud House Movie

    The Loud House Movie

    Why the hell does this shit have the official 'Nickelodeon Movies' branding at the beginning, but the Zim movie doesn't?

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    Obviously, it's not nearly as great as a Simpsons movie should've been, but I'm thankful it turned out good at all, considering not only how stale the show had gotten by this point, but also how laboured/questionable the writing process for this thing was.

    For example, it's baffling to me how, for roughly two thirds of its development, the film was going to open with Marge writhing around in a fit of religious hysteria, rather than Grandpa. And that the…

Popular reviews

  • Sing


    Edit 5/4/2020: The following rant was not meant to be interpeted as an endorsement of Illumination. I, like all of you, don't care much for their movies, nor do I appreciate their approach to animation in general. There are many other critically-panned animated movies that I greatly prefer and would much sooner defend than Sing. HOWEVER, I still stand by everything I stated below. My annoyance towards some of the attitudes on this site had been buliding up for a…

  • Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

    Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

    I like to think the filmmakers seriously had their hearts set on simply having the babies go to Japan, but, try as they might, they just couldn't think any landmarks famous enough for Spike to piss on.