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  • Possum
  • La Haine
  • The Truman Show
  • James White

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  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★½

  • Population 436

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination 5

    ★★½

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  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★★

    My girlfriend almost broke up with me today. We haven't seen each other in two months due to quarantine. She called me and said she wanted to continue our relationship 5 or so hours later. The whole ordeal resulted in me having a panic attack.

    And yet somehow, at two in the morning after a night of crying alone in my bedroom with my dog giving me comfort nuzzles, I end up here.

    Columbus is my happy place. I can…

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    This movie...

    was so bad...

    that the theater was empty...

    on opening night.

    YIKES.

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  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★

    The response to this film makes sense to me.

    Most people liked the first one and they think this one is better.

    I thought the first one was mediocre and I think this one is worse.

    The first thing that has to be addressed is that the pacing here is awful. The film is literally missing a third act. Ambiguity is cool, but your film kinda just does need to have an ending, and there's just not an ending here.…

  • Music

    Music

    As someone whose whole entire job has been working with autistic people for the past two years, Sia is a complete twit.

    What an absolute idiot. Even people who know nothing about the autistic community know that Autism Speaks is a group full of weirdos who are essentially for conversion therapy and against embracing the beauty. And casting a neutotypical person in the main role, especially when films like Peanut Butter Falcon are making a push towards the normalization of…