• Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★

    7/10 made me really feel like Spider-Man

    It’s just full of the exaggerated campiness of a white teen

    Ik this isn’t original, but marvel movies aren’t either so why waste time making an original joke ya know?

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    Apparently, Paul Thomas Anderson walked out on the first day of his film class at NYU because his professor said 
    “If anyone wants to write terminator 2 then leave now” 

    Lol

    I guess I should watch more of Paul’s movies
    …. Also…. Licorice pizza is a terminator spin-off confirmed?!

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    Cant wait for the Disney live action remake of this.

    I really can’t think of anything else to say in this review. Musicals really aren’t my thing and stuff like this doesn’t do it for me. I still certainly appreciate it for what it is, its just not my go to entertainment. 

    Groovy music tho

  • Ethics Training with Kim Wexler

    Ethics Training with Kim Wexler

    ★★★★★

    Netflix after making another subpar teenager love story show that somehow becomes the most popular cultural phenomenon on the planet for a few weeks….

    Netflix: “well, is it good?” 

    Me who’s seen perfect shows like Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad….

    Cnyborg: “it is….Acceptable” 

    ——

    Bro if your reading this….seriously check out Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the last season of Better Call Saul comes out this January and its gonna be perfect.

  • Fool's Day

    Fool's Day

    Ngl, this might be the greatest short film I’ve ever seen. 

    Also is it worrying that I kinda wish this would happen in my current school situation? 

    Also yes, I watched this because of you Dermot

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★

    I honestly don’t understand how so many people on tiktok defend this film. This movie is a complete mess full of subplots after subplots after subplots that would have all set up amazing Spider-Man 3 which never even happened, leaving the end to this film in very bad taste. At least Sam raimi’s Spider-Man 3 was its own thing and didn’t waste its time trying to set up Spider-Man 4. 

    This movie probably had like 1-2 good scenes and I…

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★

    Can there just be a Spider-Man movie that doesn’t need to have romance as a centered plot point? (Oh yeah Spider-Man: into the spider verse) 

    Maybe I’m just an incel or maybe I’m just jealous that i’ve never dated a woman in my life, but I literally can’t with these stupid love stories. God I’m so lonely

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    I think I’d gladly defend saying that this is my favorite Spider-Man movie. I don’t care what any 40 year old Maguire fans or teenage Garfield fans or even teenage girl Holland fans say, this is my favorite adaptation 

    I can also get into a whole story about how I relate to miles in this story but I don’t want to be pretentious so I’ll just keep that to myself. Great job with this one Sony.

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★

    This movie is the definition of mediocre, but I’d still prefer to watch it over the amazing Spider-Man or far from home, even though they’re objectively better. Here are my main questions 

    -why didn’t venoms meteor cause a giant explosion or some loud noise?

    -why didn’t venom activate peters spider sense when he first latched onto his bike? 

    -why does venom show up from absolute nowhere? Couldn’t he at least be from a lab or something? What are the chances…

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★½

    Easily 10x better than the first, but hell anybody can tell you how great this movie is so lets instead talk about those evil dead references

    I started flat out laughing when I saw Bruce Campbell as the announcer in the first one and now the usher in this one. Friken amazing actor. I actually saw a theory that he was mysterio and that would make so much sense for his actor, it’s literally perfect. Honestly the operating table scene…

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    The evil dead: most 70s movie to release in 1981

    Army of darkness: most 80s movie to release in 1992

    Spider-Man (2002): most 90s movie to release in 2002

    Doctor strange 2: probably gonna be the most early 2000s movie to release in 2022/2023

    ——

    Ngl I was kinda disappointed by this movie upon rewatch. I think I stand saying that Mary Jane might just be the worst written female character in history. Honestly she’s such a tool and I can’t stand how almost every scene is centered around her love triangle between Harry and Peter. That’s my only complaint tho

  • Next Floor

    Next Floor

    Capitalism: the movie