Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Black Swan

Recent activity

  • Child's Play


  • The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)

  • Black Friday


  • Ginger Snaps


Recent reviews

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!


    Andrew Garfield is perfect. 
    Vanessa Hudgens gives a career best performance.
    Alexandra Shipp continues to be a babe.
    I loved all of this and can’t wait to rewatch and burn out the soundtrack,

  • Big



    Y'all hyped this up way too much.
    Just an incompetent white man failing upwards.

Popular reviews

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    Some of the worst acting I have ever seen.
    I had to force myself to sit through this one, but it was utterly terrible. It felt amateur-ish, I've never seen Laura Dern act so badly and Rossellini was the worst thing I've ever seen on screen.
    The fact that this got an oscar nom horrifies me.

    Really open to people sending me reviews and think pieces on why this is so well respected, even now, as I couldn't believe what I was watching.

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife


    It had me, it really had me. And then it completely lost me.

    Good -
    Mckenna Grace 
    Paul Rudd - Himbo?

    Bad -
    It’s pure candyfloss. Fun and tasty but empty and will leave you with a weird taste in your mouth.
    The guardian article isn’t wrong.