Carrie Jarosinski

Carrie Jarosinski

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Just a casual movie goer.

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  • The Last Laugh

    The Last Laugh

    Imagine how wonderful the world would be if we all cared about our jobs as much as Emil Jannings...

    ...except for those parking meter people, I want them to hate their job.

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★½

    Call Me By Your Name, without the peach scene.

    But let’s be honest, that would have made it weird…

    …because we all know sea monsters don’t eat fruit.

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  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    An absolute abomination.

    In response to this film, I've pulled my kids out of their current homeschooling curriculum and we're going to watch every single Scooby-Doo: Where Are You! episode from 69-76 until the memory of this parenting fail fades.

  • Radioactive

    Radioactive

    ★★★

    You’ll be surprised to know that, like Marie Curie, I too have discovered an element*.















    * The element of surprise!

    See, you literally didn’t see that coming, right?!

    Of course you didn’t.