If you watch this in one sitting the phone automatically rings and seven days later Paul Schäfer comes for you.

It’s the second time I’ve cried over a plant. First time was when my dog ate my weed.

Hey you L’Oreal, Estée Lauder, MAC, Lancôme, Maybelline, Revlon, Marc Jacobs, Max Factor, Chanel, Giorgio Armani, Tom Ford, Yves Saint Laurent, Sephora, Dior, Avon, Mary Kay, Dolce & Gabbana, just wanted to send you a big fat FUCK YOU🖕🏼. Leave my buddy Ralph alone. 🐰

If you make a movie about making a movie you better cast Steve Buscemi as the director of the movie within the movie, or else your movie of a movie will suck.

Baby Cthulhu fakes his own death in order to escape an underwater paparazzi.

This seance could have been an e-mail.