Dakota Joaquin

Dakota Joaquin

I have nothing to say in what is new in the world. all i know is i have a very unpleasant granddaughter.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • The Social Network
  • The Shining
  • Manchester by the Sea

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  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★½

  • Riders of Justice

    ★★★★½

  • House of Gucci

    ★★½

  • No Sudden Move

    ★★½

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  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★½

    Unfortunately, the scene where John Candy drives into oncoming freeway traffic was the most relatable part of the film for me :/

  • Riders of Justice

    Riders of Justice

    ★★★★½

    This really is a movie that everybody should make an effort to see at some point before the year ends.

    Though at times it does feel noticeably tonally inconsistent and thematically on-the-nose, beneath the surface lies a shockingly beautiful and emotionally-gripping story about the complexity of damage, and the diverse ways in which we, as humans, choose to respond and cope.

    And of course, Mads Mikkelsen is, once again, fucking incredible. I've been watching this guy for almost a decade…

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    The strangest phenomenon known to cinema is that, in the same year of WandaVision & Loki & Falcon and the Winter Soldier & Black Widow & Shang-Chi, this is the first rotten movie of the MCU. 

    Absolutely baffling.

    I’m not even saying this is great. Far from it. But just by default it’s easily Marvel’s best project of 2021. 

    Idk. Maybe the Marvel fandom is upset because only ~one~ character was unabashedly obnoxious in their humor, rather than 95% of the cast.

    Let this be a lesson to Marvel. You start making content fit for literal children, they’re gonna throw a tantrum the moment you try anything remotely mature.

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★

    Finn Wolfhard is what happens when you go shopping for Timothèe Chalamet at Walmart