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  • Rocky
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  • Fist of Fury
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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★½

  • Old

    ★★★★★

  • Bingo Hell

    ★★★½

  • Don't Breathe 2

    ★★★★

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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★½

    Ok but highly unimpressive sequel to the very decent original has a really fast pace, and plenty of action, but plays everything for laughs, which would be fine if alot of the humor was actually funny, and has not a single memorable action sequence throughout the entire runtime. I dont regret watching it, but I doubt I'll watch it again.

    Also, they really bitched out Reynolds in this.

  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★★

    There were people, and they went to the beach that makes you old, and they got old.

    And it was Cinema. Purely and simply... Cinema.

    Bravo.

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ...

    The first 90 mins of this movie are well directed and shot, but... pretty standard stuff. I was sitting there watching it like "Ok, this is good. Real good, but..." Then, the last 20 mins kicked in. The most batshit insane 20 mins ever. Featuring a police station massacre that makes the ones in The Terminator & Maniac Cop 2 look almost anemic by comparison.

    Holy shit. James Wan really waited us out before he went off…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★½

    Incredibly entertaining martial arts/superhero adventure features a great cast, a nice pace and a funny script. The deep faking for the stunt doubles of the main cast is a little obvious, but it's fine.

    The real star of the film, however, are the fantastic fight sequences designed and directed by the late great Brad Allan. Seriously, these are the best and cleanest action scenes to ever be featured in a Marvel movie, and a true testament to the extraordinary talent of Mr. Allan.

    God bless you, Sir.