christophcondon

christophcondon

You hobknobbin' with them hobgoblins?

Favorite films

  • The Conversation
  • The Apartment
  • King Kong
  • Ed Wood

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  • The Hills Have Eyes

  • Trilogy of Terror

  • Creepshow 2

  • The Crazies

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★½

    Hits enough of the beats of what makes Star Wars Star Wars but misses on so much and tries for the failed Solo formula of EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. Instead of rehashing A New Hope, Abrams now mashes the other two original trilogy films into one two hour long film and it juuuuussssst barely works. I don't think this movie is the ending for this saga that we should have gotten, especially after The Last Jedi. But, oh well. It's a movie!

  • Short Circuit 2

    Short Circuit 2

    One of the greatest theater-going experiences I have ever had.