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  • In The Heights

    In The Heights


    I never really understood the Lin Manuel Miranda thing. I only real knew him from popping up on tv and shit and never got the appeal. I kind of thought John Chu was a hack, he’s a guy who made Now You See Me 2 and GI: Joe 2, and while I liked Crazy Rich Asians ok I was still pretty mixed about it. And I’m not the biggest fan of movie musicals. I honestly shouldn’t like this. But the…

  • Aloha



    Warmest Aloha everyone. Writing some thoughts done that I know other people have had, mainly for my own record keeping because this movie is a fascinating mess.

    -- So Cameron Crowe has made 8 movies and, generously, 4 of them have almost identical plot structures: guy who was a young upstart endures personal hardship and fails at something at the start of the movie, then rebuilds himself by relying on his talents and a woman who's whole character is to…

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  • Heat



    Look I’ll be straight up. I don’t necessarily have a drinking problem but I have something resembling a drinking problem. And maybe I just kinda watch Heat when I get fucked up. And maybe I ripped a guys ps4 out of the wall to do it. Fuck it. That guy takes down scores. I take down guys that take down scores. 

  • 2012



    Unconscionably fucking long. But at least Woody is in it doing Woody shit.

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