chris_ofdeath

chris_ofdeath

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hey hi hello there💕
cinema makes life better, 
unless you’re watching the goonies. 
I said what I said.

Favorite films

  • The Beyond
  • The Thing
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

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  • Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★★

  • In the Cut

    ★★★★½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★★

  • Escape Room

    ★★★★

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  • The Beyond

    The Beyond

    ★★★★★

    Woe be unto him who opens one of the seven gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world.”

    How do you even begin to review your favorite film? You don’t, you just watch it a million times in complete awe that something like it even exists.

    Fulci lives.

  • Mausoleum

    Mausoleum

    ★★★★

    demon titties

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  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★★

    *Nic Cage jumps on bicycle with a small white basket*
    Man in crowd - “he’s so cool.”

    The fucking coolest. 

    Now im no Sion Sono expert I’ve only seen a small handful of his films, Cold Fish and Tag, both were outstanding on ALL SORTS OF LEVELS (seriously check those bad boys out!) but…Prisoners of the Ghostland does not compare to the fuck-uppery that happens in those two, this is, for lack of a better word, milddddd *low sizzle*. Part…

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

    happy birthday Bong Joon Ho! 🥺
    Had to atleast enjoy one of the kings films today, I wish I had the guts to watch Okja again but that film destroys me…
    ANYWAY!

    SLOW MOTION ACTION SEQUENCES GIVE. ME. LIFE and so does Tilda Swinton's speech while holding a shoe. 👞 

    “THIS IS NOT A SHOE!” 

    honestly those jelly blocks can fuck right off. ugh

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    THE ACTING IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SPEECHES IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE OPENING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SCENES IN BETWEEN THIS MOVIE.
    THE ENDING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IN THIS MOVIE.
    PAUL DANO IN THIS MOVIE.

    My GOD.
    Thank you PTA.

    I'm practically speechless, but of course, I have to atleast say something besides those things stated above. PTA is a genius, a complete mastermind, I'm a huge…

  • Edge of the Axe

    Edge of the Axe

    ★★★★½

    “I’m telling you, this place stinks of death.”

    Finally, Edge of the Axe gets a bluray release and it’s never looked so good! Thank you Arrow Video for recognizing this fairly underrated hidden gem of 80s slasher goodness.
    For me, there’s nothing better than getting the news that a film you’ve been wanting to get a bluray release, does get the treatment and the final result is outstanding.
    I’m happy as fuck. 

    Edge of the Axe isn’t the perfect slasher…