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  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Halloween
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Totally Fucked Up

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  • Troll 2

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  • A Lizard in a Woman's Skin

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  • Troll

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  • The Witch's Mirror

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

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    YOU CARE FOR PLANTS AND WE CARE FOR YOU
    YOU CARE FOR PLANTS AND WE CARE FOR YOU

  • The Witch's Mirror

    The Witch's Mirror

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    Effective twist on the RebeccaΒ story with a few dashes of mad doctor antics, grave robbing, disembodied hands, and even some Snow White-style witchery tossed in for good measure. Pleasantly atmospheric and surprisingly gruesome. Coasts along its 75-minute runtime with ease.

    Please pay attention to every solitary shot of Sara, this film’s Mrs. Danvers. Her scenes feel like perfectly moody portraits; whether she’s cloaked in fog and moonlight or skulking about her satanic altar, very few witches have ever looked this good onscreen.

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  • Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

    Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

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    Holy crap. There's so much to say here, but I'll do my best to sketch out some of the more affecting things that stood out to me after a first watch.

    β€’ I went into this expecting a queer slasher, and was pretty disappointed up until about 2/3 of the way through. As soon as Aunt Cheryl cut her hair, though, I was completely locked in. This movie is horrifying not for its gore or expected (and excellent) horror set…

  • Things

    Things

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    This movie looks and smells like the dustiest shelf at an old party store and that’s really something to treasure