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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Jackie Brown
  • Taxi Driver
  • Con Air

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  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes

  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

  • Escape from the Planet of the Apes

    ★½

  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

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  • Mank

    Mank

    After about an hour I realized I do not give a FUCK?!?!?!?!??!

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    Dear Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros. Pictures,

    I'd like to congratulate you on finally coming out of the closet and admitting that you failed one of your Semester 1 film school modules: sound recording and mixing.

    The premise of the class is familiarising students with basic sound recording and mixing techniques i.e. holding the microphone within 4 km of the performer's mouth (preferably pointed in the direction of their mouth, or at a minimum: remembering to turn on the fucking…