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  • Bad Eggs: The Movie
  • Bad Eggs 2: A Scrambled Mess
  • Sabian and Friends Present: Mission: Impossible
  • Light Saber Nerf Battle: The True Ending

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  • Casino Royale

    ★★★★½

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★½

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

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  • Sabian and Friends Present: Mission: Impossible

    Sabian and Friends Present: Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★½

    Let's set the scene. It was August 8th, 2018. Eighth grade was about to start. Sabian and I went to watch Mission: Impossible - Fallout at the Regal Cinemas at the Loop. When it ended, we walked out of the auditorium stunned. We looked at each other with the exact same thought on our minds: "We have to make something like that."

    Since early that year, we had been trying to make a less comedic action movie called Buddy Cop.…

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★½

    Casino Royale does Bond so well. It works so well with the action sequences, the thrilling poker scene, and building this new Bond as a character.

    I love seeing him in action right when he gets his Double-Oh title how Vesper completely changed who he is. The fact that his theme doesn’t play until the end when he really becomes 007 is just so cool.

    This movie is so cool. As great as this movie is, it honestly really solidifies Skyfall

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★

    Totally lame. I’m glad the runtime was short, but this movie felt like a bunch of filler. Carnage has always been a character I wanted to see a film adaptation of since I was a kid, but in this movie he’s just evil red Venom.

    Lots of nasty editing decisions, the opening was really ugly to look at, whole thing was shot way too close up, and absolutely useless characters. I’m glad that this tried something different by not having a bunch of action scenes until the final set-piece, but everything we got instead was lame. At least the post credits have me hyped.

    Grade: 39/100

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  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    ★★★★★

    Dear friend,

    My name is Charlie. I am finishing up my freshman year of high school. I socialize. I have friends in every grade in my school. I can maintain a conversation. In fact, I enjoy talking to people and going out to social events quite a lot. But right now, I feel lonelier and less capable than ever. And tonight I came to the realization that I'm scared.

    I'm so scared. I'm scared of saying what I really want…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    “I see the ground is the symbol for the poor people; the poor people is gonna open up this whole world and swallow up the rich people, ’cause the rich people gonna be so fat, they gonna be so appetizing, you know what I’m saying, wealthy, appetizing. The poor gonna be so poor and hungry, you know what I’m saying? It’s gonna be like — there might be some cannibalism out this mother. They might eat the rich.“
     - Tupac Shakur 

    “How could Donald Trump say this is a bad movie?”
    - My Dad

    Both valid points.