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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    i am here today because i am gay and have been seeing a surge of negative takes online recently, specifically regarding the age gap between elio and oliver. i’ve found a lot of the takes from people both for and against the movie to be pretty un-nuanced and lacking in any historical or societal context so i just thought i would write down a couple of words about my musings on the matter. 


    age gaps really are the…

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    respect to brad pitt for travelling to the edge of the solar system to confront his daddy issues when i would go equally as far to avoid mine

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  • Midnight Run

    Midnight Run


    a bit too long but overall just a really, really solidly entertaining motion picture

  • The Carpenter

    The Carpenter



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  • The Aftermath

    The Aftermath


    phone rings

    keira knightley: hello?

    keira knightley’s agent: hi keira, i’ve got a new role here for you to consider...

    keira knightley: okay, great, what’s the movie about?

    keira knightley’s agent: well, it’s a period piece set i-

    keira knightley: i’m in.

    line goes dead

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    the collective gasp that came from the mouths of the room full of old women i was surrounded by as soon as olivia colman and rachel weisz started to kiss was probably the closest i’ll ever come to a religious experience