Carolyn ♟

Farce, falsity and fiction
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    Thinking back to the first time I saw this in theaters, I was nine and already a raucous movie critic... I hated it and how over hyped it felt. 

    Now 12 years later I’m at my fourth viewing and... I kind of actually enjoy it (this is a call for help) 🚩

    I enjoy the fantastical-ness of it all and I’m easily amused by bright colors. Also a little bit of anti-corporate militia and pro environmental respect propaganda goes along…

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange


    Cant get over the fact that Jaden Smith was so moved by this work of fiction that he promised to devote his life to its practice and teachings. 

    I want whatever he’s smoking. ✨

    His Tweet here

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  • The Maze Runner

    The Maze Runner


    The maze isn’t a test, it’s a fight for White Boy of The Month.

  • The Departed

    The Departed


    Fun fact the only person playing a character in this is Leonardo DiCaprio, everyone else is just living their daily lives. 

    I’m glad I don’t work at that police station that’s all I’m saying.