demi adejuyigbe 5
This movie kicks ass. I think it's messy and honestly probably a little sexist, but I also think it kicks ass. Bodies and beauty and aging are all simultaneously goofy…
demi adejuyigbe 17
I liked this movie a lot when I first saw it as a teenager without any previous experience or understanding of a story able to also be about storytelling, and…
demi adejuyigbe 53
GUY RITCHIE: hey man, i made that pizza you wantedME: ah righteous, thank y–GUY: a bup bup bup– before you eat it, i should apologizeME: what? why,…
Great, now I'm crying over the silly bear films. It shouldn't work - it's still achingly twee, the accents still horrifically bad, the plot stretching suspension of disbelief further than…
The bit where The Smiths start playing and Bumblebee immediately ejects the tape across the room. I felt that.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
sree ★ 10
[screeching] WHEN WILL YOU LEARNWHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
The Michael Bay-est of Michael Bays to ever Michael Bay. The film starts with an extended car chase featuring an impossible number of pursuers and doesn't particularly let up from…